What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”